It's Really All About The Math...and Food

Instructions: Solve for X, where X = Feet

(X + Bucket bath ) + Uganda2 = Uganda Bucket bath + Uganda Nasty
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Uganda

Bucket Heaving Part II
I had food poisoning again, but I’m used to throwing up in a bucket/in the yard, so it wasn’t too bad…but still not fun at night in a house without indoor plumbing and doors that lock with padlocks so you can’t go outside in the night. Interesting….very interesting.

RIP Ralph
Ralph is no longer with us. I will remember fondly my frenemy of days gone by….just as I will remember the elation I felt as I tossed him down the pit latrine in a fit of victory!

But alas!!!

Ralph has a cousin. I am now visited by my new friend Marty. Marty needs to go, too. There are probably more mice, but at least I am 1 down….who knows how many to go. I wonder if the Peace Corps could reimburse me the expense of having to buy Atarat, the tube of non-lethal mouse glue. I’ll have to buy more this week, if Marty doesn’t hurry up and take the bait.

The VP
Today, I met the Vice President of Uganda. I also got locked in a bathroom at his house. It’s exactly as it sounds. I was locked…in a bathroom…..at the Vice President of Uganda’s…house. Good times.

Meals Revolutionized
My meals have been revolutionized due to the wonderful street food called, The Rolex. The Rolex is a chapatti (tortilla-like amazingness) with egg, tomato, and shredded green cabbage. Two eggs are cooked to be the approximate size of the chapatti. It is then placed on the chapatti, the tomato is sliced and placed in the middle, the shredded cabbage is sprinkled on the top, salt is added, and then it is rolled up. I have at least one a day. I’ve made friends with the two guys who run the stand, Freddie and High Tower. I get the freshest chapattis because I’m a regular customer.

I suggest that everyone try this at home…stat.

Answer:
Feet = Nasty